Alton Brown B&B Pickles

One of our favorite snacks around here is a small bowl of pickles. You get a small serving of salty and sweet flavors without a whole lot of crap or unnecessary ingredients. Between the two of us, we tend to go through a big jar of them in a little over a week. Bread & Butter pickles are our favorite so it worked out that it was time to experiment with AB’s B&B’s.

I’ve read about making pickles at home before and there tends to be two standard ways of doing it.

The cheat way: Find a bottle of pickles you like. Eat them all and save the jar and pickling liquid. Chop up your cucumbers, dump them in and store for at least a week.

The homemade way: Whip up a batch of your own pickling liquid. Chop up your cucumbers, dump them in and store for at least a week.

As you can tell, neither one is difficult. The homemade method, however, provides you better opportunity to tweak the flavors to your perfection. And of course, it’s always better to know exactly what it is that’s in your food (or pickling liquid).

Pickles Ingredients

You probably already have most of the things you need.

The hardest part about this whole process was finding pickling spices. Our local grocery just doesn’t seem to carry it. We ended up going to a nearby spice store and getting a small jar of it for just a few dollars. Beyond that, we already had everything we needed except for the cucumbers themselves.

Of course, the most important part of any pickle is what the pickle will look like. Bread and butter pickles are traditionally small, thin rounds. I’ve done these a few times now and while it doesn’t technically change the taste – everyone knows that pickles with ridge-cuts are just inherently better. I just wish I could figure out why no matter how I use my mandolin slicer, I can never get a straight even cut every time. Most of my pickles have a thick edge and a thin edge. Oh well.

Pickles with ridges.

Pickles with ridges > pickles without ridges.

For our pickles, we reuse old pickle jars. The recipe says to use spring-top containers. These work just fine. Dump the cucumbers and the onion into the jar. I usually put the onion on the bottom and then the cucumbers on top. It doesn’t matter though – over time, they’ll all mix together. I also use about half of the onion called for in the recipe. That’s just a rule in our house: half the onion, double the garlic. It’s almost universal. Depending on the size of your jar (we use two different sized ones), you may run out of room for the cucumbers. It’s OK. Just hold on to those ones that don’t fit.

Cucumbers in the jar

Don't worry if you can't fit them all in right now.

Combine the rest of the ingredients in a pot and bring them all to a boil. This is where I ran into a little “uh-oh” the first time. The recipe calls for pickling spice plus a handful of other spices/ingredients. The pickling spice I used, however, says that you should just combine it directly with the liquid – no other spices needed. In fact, examining the ingredient list (or just looking at the pickling spice) reveals that it already includes most of the additional spices. I decided to just treat the pickling spice as though it didn’t have all those extra ingredients mixed in. Yours may or may not.

Pickling liquid

Alternately, you could just cheat and use the liquid from storebought pickles. Where's the fun in that?

Once the liquid comes to a boil, you simmer it for a few minutes and then pour it over the cucumbers and onions. At this point, you’re supposed to let the whole jar cool down to room temperature and then top off with any remaining liquid. I almost never have any extra liquid, but I do still sometimes have leftover cucumbers. As the whole jar cools down, you’ll start seeing that the cucumbers start absorbing the liquid and compressing – leaving more room for more cucumbers. Go ahead and throw whatever you have left in. Feel free to use your hand (or a wooden spoon) to just push the cucumbers down if necessary.

Pour the liquid

Pour the liquid over the cucumbers/onions.

Pickles after a while

As they cool, the pickles absorb the liquid, leaving room for more cucumbers if you have any left over from before.

It’ll take about an hour and a half for the jar to cool down completely. Throw the cap on, wipe the outside down (you’ve probably spilled some pickling liquid) and put it in the fridge for about a week. Since it takes a week for these to finish and we go through them in about a week, I’ve started just doing two jars of pickles – staggered out by a week or so. By the time one jar is finished being eaten, the other jar is done pickling.

AB’s B&B’sRating: ★★★★★

This is a great base recipe for bread & butter pickles. The method is easy and active work time is about 20 minutes. We found that the original recipe was a little too sweet and needed more salt. It calls for “a pinch” of kosher salt. I use three or four pinches and they’re perfect for us. Since I’ve started making these, Emily no longer asks for half of my pickle when I get one with a burger at a restaurant. No other pickle compares.

In the end, the price of a buying a jar of pickles versus making one comes out to be pretty much a wash – and it can be difficult for that week while the pickles are pickling, but it’s totally worth it. At least, once you tweak the recipe to your liking. Me? I’m thinking of throwing in some red pepper flakes into the next batch.

Finished Pickles

After a week, you've got delicious homemade pickles.

Hibachi vs Teppanyaki

This is a huge pet peeve of mine. A lot of people confuse the two terms or use them interchangeably. It’s pretty much become acceptable to confuse the two, but they mean two completely different things.

I’ve even seen restaurants call their tables “hibachi tables”. It’s not OK.

They mean two totally different things.

They mean two totally different things.

How much do you care?

Pet peeve time. How much do you care?

How Much I Care

I care a lot.

Homemade Cheese Crackers

Finished homemade cheese crackers

They look like and taste pretty close to Cheez-Its

I have a serious addiction to Cheez-Its. I try not to buy them too often as they’re a little expensive when they’re not on sale – and more importantly, they’re pretty bad for you. They’ve got tons of salt and various preservatives. I found a recipe for Cheddar Crackers a while back that purported to be really close to Goldfish crackers. I love those too, so I decided to give it a try.

I’ve experimented with it a few times, and I’m still perfecting the procedure to get them exactly how I like them, but I’ve found that they’re a lot closer to Cheez-Its than Goldfish. I’m OK with that.

Don’t answer the door.

Not sure why I found this so amusing, but whatever.

I was building a little waterfront house in Minecraft when the sun set. While I was waiting it out, I decided to pop in a couple quick little windows and spotted a creeper heading straight for me. I got the glass in before he exploded, but he just sat there jumping up and down right outside the window.

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

Hide Facebook Ask Friends And Places Posts

Annoying Facebook Polls

Names have been obscured to protect the guilty. You know who you are.

If you’re like me, you use Facebook. A lot. I work from home, so there are some days that it’s the closest thing to real socialization I get to do. Even still, there are things about Facebook which drive me nuts. The newest of these annoyances is the new polls or “Ask Friends” posts that keep showing up in my news feed. “Do you like Coke or Pepsi?” “PC or Mac?” “Should I dye my hair?” “Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano or Lisa Turtle?”. If any one of your friends votes in these polls, it gets reposted to their walls, and in turn, your feed. I really just don’t care.

And for the record, there is no question about Coke or Pepsi. Pepsi is nasty. Coke is sweet nectar of the gods.

Alton Brown – Mighty Duck

Yeah, yeah, it’s been a while. Let’s just move past that and get to the food.

Despite having grown up on Long Island, I don’t think I actually ever had duck until I moved to Florida. Go figure. It’s one of my favorite meats. Every time I eat it, I’m always left amazed at just how different the taste is from chicken. To me, it seems like it would be similar. Maybe it’s just me. It’s OK; it usually is.

Long Island Duck

It looks like chicken, but it tastes so much better.

When I saw that the book had a recipe for duck, I was really excited to try it. Unfortunately, duck is apparently really hard to come by in Orlando, FL. Our local grocery didn’t have it. I checked one of the places that offers a lot of different meats (they’re not really a true butcher, but close) – they didn’t have it. Not even Whole Foods had it – that really surprised me. I was wondering if I was going to have to break down and go to the Asian district of town. I don’t have a problem going there, but we (and everyone we know) is a little skittish about buying fresh foods there.

Then one day, while walking through the local grocery, I just happened to look down at the pile of frozen chickens and turkeys – and there happened to be a few ducks. I think it must have been because it was the holiday season. Whatever the reason – I snapped it up and threw it into our freezer. It wasn’t until just recently that I’ve had time AND inclination to sit down and make Alton Brown’s Mighty Duck (the book just calls it “Duck”)

You Spent Our Money On WHAT?!

One of the biggest hurdles in a lot of relationships is money and budgeting. A lot of our friends are younger than us and we see/overhear the same conversations over and over again:

“I paid for dinner last night, you should pay tonight.”
“Yeah, but I bought groceries today.”
“You only bought $20 worth of groceries. I paid $50 for dinner.”

or

“I can’t believe he spent $50 on that. We need that money for new tile.”

Emily and I have been together for 10 years as of this year, and we’ve never had those discussions or arguments. It’s not really anything special. There’s no magic trick. It’s actually an idea I gleamed from one of my ex’s and took to the next step. It was probably the best thing to come out of that relationship, but that’s a story for another day.

Roast Pork with Maple and Mustard Glaze

I kind of cheated this past week. I’m in a section of the book where there aren’t really any recipes I could easily make. The next recipe is actually pickles. I’ll be making them as soon as I can find the pickling mix – but they take a while to pickle. The next real meal in the book is duck – and I need to get across town to check a few places that might even HAVE duck. I love Publix, but they don’t always have the widest meat selection. What they did have this week was pork roasts on sale, and they looked great. I’ve never made a roast pork before, but my mother makes them every year for the Christmas. Of course, I checked the book and the websites – but Alton doesn’t seem to have a recipe for roast pork. He has a brine for general pork use, but that’s about as close as I could find. I didn’t use that. Instead, I used a recipe from AllRecipes that sounded tasty and had some great reviews.

I love recipes where you already have everything you need

I love recipes where you already have everything you need

Alton Brown Creamed Corn Cornbread

Having finally gotten the creamed corn right, it was time to turn it into some cornbread. Like the creamed corn, I ended up making this one twice in an attempt to get it right. After making it the first time, I realized that the baking soda and powder I had used were both old and needed to be replaced.

It's basically a muffin mix with creamed corn added

It's basically a muffin mix with creamed corn added